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Posted on February 21st, 2008 at 2:32 pm

Just checking mah widgets are still working (heh. widgets)

POP QUESTION: If you had to choose one of these to be cooked for you as a flimsy pretext to teh sexy time, which one would you go for?

For me it’s a toss up. The pizza is a great social food because you can make it together whilst chit-chatting, and it’s almost impossible to mess up. This is conducive to teh sexy time. However, it’s also a bit unimaginative, unless you seek out unusual ingredients to impress your partner, such as quails eggs or phoenix down.

The roast pork belly might be a bit too traditional for the ladies - but I find it quite sexy when a woman who can appreciate a basic roast, and lets face it for sexy time to happen you either need both of you to be in the mood or just one of you to be really in the mood and the other to be too polite to say no; so sexy time should still be possible.

The stew can be made to be sexy - rich food made with lots of wine is always quite sexy. Especially if you serve it whilst making blowjob motions with one hand and sleazily winking after you say anything that could be construed to have even the remotest amount of innuendo - “the BEEF (wink) is very MEATY (wink), wouldn’t you agree? Maybe afterwards we can enjoy a nice BANANA PUDDING (wink), you know, because that sounds like my PENIS (wink)”.

The thai curry looks and smells incredibly sexy, but I have this phobia after reading a story in a men’s magazine about a guy who after a particularly spicy curry that surged quietly through his digestive system, made love to his woman and at the point of climax….well lets just say there were two varieties of ejaculate.

:/