Me

November 1 2008, 10:22pm

Just because it's been a while and I know you're all gagging for a fookshot. Hey at least I'm unpretentiously shooting these at arm's length instead of doing the whole self timer thing like usual.

UPDATE

Ahh snarky comments, how I have missed thee. Fat is a new one though, to be shelved neatly next to "gay" and "spock brows", my other two most-received insults of yore. It's funny how my last video blog was a month ago and no one mentioned anything about the weight then. have I really changed that much in a month? I think it's just a fat-looking picture*, to be honest.

My metabolism has slowed down though, sure. But that's been like this whole year, not just the last 30 days... that's life though. The big 3-0 draws ever closer and I can no longer lose weight by simply eating salad for a few days like I used to :/

*it's not even that fat looking, you bunch of nitpicking assholes. It's just because I used to be a total waif, all sunken cheeks and spock brows.